Monthly Archives: June 2011

Grr’s and Hmm’s.

Hello children,

This is just a quick one to say that I WILL be posting some new content this weekend. I’m just having the worst luck ever trying to upload it.

I took some photos the other day (wet t shirt theme, as suggested by a member/fan) and went to upload them this morning only for it to take so long my laptop crashed. I thought “Hmm, they’re clearly larger than normal. I’ll take them round my parents to upload from their laptop after cropping them”. 

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Q&A and a bit of boring text

Helloooo!

Not too much to report today, had a pretty dull week! Haven’t really got up to anything memorable (clearly as I can’t remember this week…).

Got some news but I can’t really say too much as nothing it set in any sort of stone yet.

I put some bets on the Ascot races and lost every single one -_-

I did a little Q&A on Twitter and got my followers to ask me one question which I could only answer with either yes or no, here’s the results haha:

Are you going to quit modelling before you become 50yrs old? – Yes

Would you ever get a boob reduction? – Yes

Would you ever fuck any of your Twitter followers – Yes

Do you like my trousers? – Yes

Have you ever ridden a horse in the nude? – No

Can we have a pic of you naked? – No

Do you think I should implant a tri-beam into my chest like Iron Man? – Yes

Do you take it up the arse? – No

£1,000,000.00 for filmed sex with an Orangutan? – No

If a tree falls and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? – Yes

Are your knockers real? – Yes

Have you ever thought about moving to Canada? – Yes

Will you ever do full nudity? – No

Have you got a real boyfriend? – Yes

Would you ever have a threesome? – No

Would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to “Would you text me?”? – Yes

Hope you all enjoyed the new video and photoset on here!

Much love,

Sara xxxx

Ahoy hoy!

Hi Guys!

Well first things first! Just want to say a quick sorry, was going to upload a new video today but if you’ve been following me on Twitter you’ll know why its not happening!
I was planning on shooting a 5/6min video of me in the bath (after the reception the last bath video got I figured you’d def enjoy this one!) washing, exfoliating and putting baby oil on my boobs!
Anyway, I ran a nice hot bubble bath, got everything ready then turned my camera on and was told ‘No Memory Card Found’. So out I popped to grab one. I was hunting around for 10mins when I found 3. I figured some might be full but one had to have enough room. I stuck one in and got started on filming.
Everything was going great. Not to sound big-headed but I could tell it was going to come out great. You know when you’re doing something and you just KNOW its going to end well? That. I carried on doing my thing until the camera turned itself off just when I was about to finish! I figured the battery had died but wasn’t worried as I assumed it had caught the majority of the video. I put the video on playback on the camera and found it had only recorded TWO minutes worth of video and had stopped recording because the memory card was full! I thought to myself ‘that’s fine, I’ll just post the short video for free’, stuck a 2nd card in and restarted. Not even a minute in it had, again, stopped recording. I tried the 3rd card and it stopped even sooner! After that I just totally gave up, put everything to one side and read a trashy book chilling in the bath!
So that’s why there’s no video update today. Sorry!

On a lighter note my sunburn has turned into a light tan. GET IN! Woo!

Had a nice chilled weekend, went round my parents on Friday and had a massive BBQ for lunch, relaxed in the sun and had a few beers. We were up laughing and messing about until 2am! It was so much fun, I love seeing my parents.
Well I’m off now!
Will try again tomorrow with the video! That is if I can find my new memory card…which has all my website content on…and is currently LOST 0_0

Byyyyyeee xxxx

Sun sun sun

black topHello children,

I caught the sun today! I actually caught the sun! For YEARS I’ve not been able to tan or even burn, then today it was surprisingly hot and my arms and face are red! Ah! People tend to think I’m lying when I say I can’t tan, but I genuinely haven’t tanned for years. People close to me can see it for themselves, when I come back from a holiday I often get asked by people whether I’ve actually gone away or just went into hiding! Haha! I once spent the best part of my week in Turkey on a sun roof desperately trying to tan…I didn’t even burn! I used to tan pretty easily when I was younger but for some reason it stopped happening. UNTIL TODAY! I know getting sunburnt isn’t something to be proud of under normal circumstances but I am so proud of my red arms!

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