Word.

I’m going ahhhh-wayyy tomorrow and there won’t be internet where I’m going (apparently I’m going back in time where nobody has heard of it. Woo.) so obviously there’ll sadly be no chat this Sunday. I’m sure NONE of you (well, maybe one but I’m pretty sure he said he’s busy this week so I’ll go back to none) will care seeing as you ALL left me alone last Sunday *cries* ANNNND there won’t be any updates.

I MAY try and do some from my phone. I know they’re pretty shite (the quality’s amazing from my phone but it’s fucking awkward for me trying to take photos with it and get BOTH tits in one shot :/) but at least it’s something!

I can’t do videos on it as I have to do something magical to videos before posting them.

ERRRRM.

I had to take my boy Nigel to his hotel today the kennels are facking amazing but I well miss him. We took him and Rosa to a dog show on Sunday and entered them into Scruffiest Dog (do you even need to ask which entered this one?) and Cutest Puppy. Rosa was up first but was really spooked by all the other dogs and got too scared and tried to run off so she had to leave the contest Then Nigel went up and there was only 3 others for competition – 2 spaniels and some crappy mangy mutt thing. The crappy mutt won (I swear it was because the owner was some old woman who knew the guy. Pisstake.) but Nigel came second. Everyone laughed when they announced his name but I didn’t care too much as I’m now the owner of an award-winning dog. I know that it means jack shit – but to me he won Best In Show In The World, so fuck you. I love that little bastard, he is actually the best dog in the entire world. Today when we dropped him off at the kennels I thought he’d act up, get nervous and start barking but he was brilliant. He was friendly, nosy and excited. I adore him <3

In other booby news I think *think* I’m now a 32HH. A lovely, lovely fan sent me a gorgeous set which is a 32HH. I’ve been wearing a 34HH but they just don’t feel comfortable anymore. The wires hurt me and the back rode up too much. But this 32HH bra fits snugly. I lurrrrve it! I haven’t done a set in it yet as I’ve literally just got it and haven’t had time but once I’m back I’ll do one. I was lucky enough to be sent the entire outfit so I’m super excited to do a photoset in it!

I’m off now. Soooo. Bye x

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Been QUITE a while since I last blogged. But nobody noticed so I THINK I got away with it.

There’s been no updates this week bar one video and that’s because my psoriasis is playing up.

I know some of you will say “that’s no excuse” but there we go.

It’s really sore and uncomfortable at the moment and it looks really ugly. You can say you don’t mind or it looks fine but I don’t like it at the moment. You can see it in some photos – a lot of people don’t notice it until I say (“Do you? Where? Oh YEH!”) but to me it’s so fucking blatant. Normally when it flares up it only affects a few patches but this time they’ve all come back. It doesn’t ever disappear but some patches do and most fade. It’s  really fucking sore and looks worse than it normally does and I’m not dumb enough to think photos I post on here will stay on here (They always miraculously find their way onto other sites and it’s ALWAYS the worst ones in the sets) so I’d rather not post photos of my patchy scaly arms to end up on plastered all over the internet fo lyf gracias. I’m working on trying to make it better but until then I’m only going to post content where you can’t see it. I know most of you will be and are really understanding and decent. For that I fucking j’adore you.

I’m orf to watch Tom Hardy, I mean This Means Tom Hardy. Um. This Means War…

Laters x